{"product_id":"funny-key-tray-where-are-my-fucking-keys-unique-wedding-housewarming-gift","title":"Funny Key Tray, Where are my Fucking Keys? Unique wedding housewarming gift","description":"\u003cp\u003eWhat could be more perfect?.. the most delightful vintage French porcelain key tray..of course your keys will never be in it, they will be down the back of the sofa, but the upside is that everyone will be able to see your beautiful key tray without anything in it!!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDimensions - 21 cm wide, 12 cm height\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDurrant \u0026amp; Dove scour the French countryside for their products, and all their porcelain is genuine vintage, sometimes antique and always very rare ... All our pieces are unique, one of a kind and really rather special ..\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eLady Durrant \u0026amp; Duchess Dove personally create special professional ceramic decals that are lovingly applied to the porcelain and then kiln fired at very high temperatures so that they fuse with the glaze. Our vile phrases will not fade or rub off and are food safe and useable on a daily basis. The porcelain is dishwasher safe but to prolong the life of your porcelain we advise handwashing. Not microwave safe.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePlease note - due to the antique nature of this piece please note that there will be signs of being preloved....\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eEvery piece of porcelain is unique and irreplaceable, so we strongly advise that you consider upgrading your delivery to 'insured and hand delivered' as we may not be able to replace a lost or broken item like for like.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBeautiful clients outside of Europe should note that delivery times can sometimes be delayed due to circumstances beyond our control, please allow up to 6 weeks for delivery. Do not panic, your parcel will arrive darling!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCopyright 2026 Durrant and Dove.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe most perfect insult, funny and rude tea cups in France. Home of the 'Fuck Off ' Tea Set.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Durrant \u0026 Dove","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53854394712401,"sku":"p-120526-keys","price":35.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0814\/0954\/0433\/files\/25a51d_1e9819e448ad47569b85427f450bbdec_mv2.heic?v=1779700201","url":"https:\/\/durrantanddove.com\/products\/funny-key-tray-where-are-my-fucking-keys-unique-wedding-housewarming-gift","provider":"Durrant \u0026 Dove","version":"1.0","type":"link"}